"I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong."

Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via h0lycake)

antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

hahaimusingtheinternetz:

GOD

WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE

what? i don’t get it it’s just a video of RollerCoaster Tycoon why would—

HOLY FUCK

john-egbert:

janksy:

do you ever look at some photos and just go “how the fuck did anyone manage to take that”

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briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

avron:

hedgyhedgehog:

jacquesattack:

You don’t fuck with the tray master

There’s something about the casual destructive power of immense, self-certain competence.

Instant Karma

avron:

hedgyhedgehog:

jacquesattack:

You don’t fuck with the tray master

There’s something about the casual destructive power of immense, self-certain competence.

Instant Karma

neptunain:

there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

give me harry potter.

gnarly:

Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself

"Enjoy your stay at Club Fed."

allhalestilinski:

why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?

allhalestilinski:

why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?

misspentaghast:

"but how can you know who you’re going to romance when you haven’t even played the game yet?"

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vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

queen-of-fallen-angels:

hallowtardis:

I SWEAR. ORLANDO BLOOM IS JUST HIRED TO LOOK HOT AND MAKE HILARIOUS FACES IN THE BACKGROUND

Was worth the money.

gaypos:

straight boys in high school

gaypos:

straight boys in high school